The Vending Machine

[lilguy]

I've posted this up in FW before and it kinda died off for some reason. But, the rules are really simple. You put something in the vending machine and something comes out:

Person 1: In goes 25 cents
Person 2: Out comes soda. In goes a homeless dude.
Person 1: Out comes Jesus. In goes Tor...

And so on and so forth. So, I'll start.

In goes a dollar.

[Solstice]

out comes my girlfriend

In goes OJ Simpson

[lilguy]

Out comes apple juice

In goes Tor

[kodomojanai]

Out comes a hammer.


In goes kimchi

[Kyouraku]

out goes empty boal

in goes my life

[Solstice]

out comes Britney Spears

in goes my sister

[lilguy]

Out comes your brother

In goes FlyFFSoul

[Solstice]

out comes George Washington

In goes Zenmachine

[lilguy]

Out comes ))QORE(( (You wouldn't understand it)

In goes PerfectWorld

[Solstice]

out comes money

In goes FireFox

[MatariChan]

out comes Internet Explorer

In goes Microsoft.

[Azrael]

out comes Macintosh

In goes George W. Bush

[silas101]

out come Bill Clinton

In goes Azrael

[Kyouraku]

out comes a nickel

in goes my toe nail shaving

[silas101]

out comes your clone

in goes me

[lilguy]

Out comes you

In goes Spam Central

[silas101]

out comes spam
in goes money

[Kyouraku]

out comes a note that says IOU

In goes a bottle of yoo-hoo

[Solstice]

out comes Osama Bin Laden

In goes a sharp rock

[Kyouraku]

Out comes a bloody hand

in goes first aid kit

[MatariChan]

Out comes a rocket launcher (Sweet)

In goes a man being attacked by bees. (Cause it's hilarious) ~_^

[Azrael]

Out comes a death certificate (poor man)
In goes an alien

[Kyouraku]

out comes alien head

in goes dave the barbarian

[MatariChan]

Out comes the Time Zipper (XD)

in goes malice.

[Solstice]

out comes Homer Simpson

In goes Pikachu

[lilguy]

Out comes Mudkipz

In goes Krescen

[Solstice]

Out comes Ronald Reagen

In goes a toilet

[Kyouraku]

out comes poop


in goes a brain

[Solstice]

out comes Einstein

In goes a can of coke

[lilguy]

Out comes Pepsi O_O

In goes a chicken

[Solstice]

out comes KFC

In goes my iPod

[Kyouraku]

out comes the cover


in goes a cat

[kodomojanai]

out comes dead cat. D'x


in goes soy milk.

[LostProphets]

Out Comes An Empty Glass

In Goes A Quarter


~*~ Proph

[Kyouraku]

Out comes a stick of gun


in goes a rapper

[OdioOmnus]

Out comes a thankful mutant freak

In goes stagnant puddingstuffs

[Kyouraku]

out comes a piece of pizza


in goes a bottle of rum

[Zunday]

out comes a drunken sailor

in goes Zunday

[MatariChan]

Out comes a smiley face sticker

In goes every holiday known to mankind.

[Zunday]

out comes the normal boring days...

in goes a fat old dog

[Kyouraku]

out comes an imaciated dog


in goes a pickle

[Rastlin]

out come relish



in goes workboots

[MatariChan]

Out comes a pair of pants

In goes the intelligence of Bruce Wayne

[Zunday]

out comes zunday ^^
in goes a crap load of money

[Unseen]

out comes a Sony Erricson W880i. <_<

in goes my nivea hand cream!

[Zunday]

u dont want to know what comes out... -.-
^^
in goes my guitar

[Unseen]

Lmao. :P

Out comes a Drum kit

In goes a pair of fluffy handcuffs:

http://www.kitsch.co.uk/acatalog/pink_handcuffs.jpg

[kodomojanai]

:3

out comes bondage kit :roll:


in goes quiet studious asian girl (lool!)

[Unseen]

out comes Tor :shock:

in goes Malaysia

[Zunday]

Out comes your uncle >.x

in goes some mud...

[Unseen]

My uncle's malaysian....?

Umm yeh umm..

out comes a peace lilly

in goes a smily ==> :idea:

[Zunday]

out comes a....... BOMB! RUN!

in goes a timer

[Unseen]

out comes a defuser to defuse that nasty bomb!

in goes the new dud bomb

[Kyouraku]

out comes a banana


in goes a box of chicken wings

[Unseen]

out comes a chicken egg

in goes a strip of bacon

[Konata]

out comes a pig

in goes a Konata doll

[SoulHeart]

Out comes a car.

In goes my brain.

[Tibiazak]

out comes <uses belgian accent> ze little gray cells </accent>

<inserts GameTap>

[Konata]

out comes a ps2

in goes a bunny rabbit

[SoulHeart]

Out comes a dead one.

In goes $3,000,000,000.

[MatariChan]

Out comes 3 dollars.

In goes the sun.

[silas101]

out come the moon
in goes matari

[MatariChan]

Out comes Strom Dashiva ^_^ (you'll have to PM to know who that is! )

In goes Silas' spam posts!

[SoulHeart]

Out comes Silas.

In goes the Holy Grail.

[silas101]

out comes wine
in goes soul

[SoulHeart]

Out comes Silas in a bloody pile.

In goes my laptop.

[Solstice]

Outcomes your Sig.

In goes my models.

[SoulHeart]

Out comes a dime.

In goes Kres.

[silas101]

out comes Cyadrin
in goes soul's noobness

[lilguy]

Out comes me who was gone for 2 weeks

In goes Silas

[silas101]

out comes awesomeness
in goes lilguy

[operaphantom08]

out comes influenza viruses

in goes syphilitic ninja vampires!!

[Nebulous]

out comes a giraffe

in goes a monkey

[ZeroGrav]

out comes.....a human?!

in goes my porn collection.

[TheFlash]

(lol wow.. old thread).

out comes a supermodel.

in goes Nebulous' brain.

[Kardaron]

out comes dust
in goes my cubigold.

[ZeroGrav]

out comes the police to arrest Kardaron..(WTH)

In goes my Debit card

[FiendRage]

out comes Michael Jackson

in goes an old shoe

[Nebulous]

Out comes a pencil

In goes my hamster

[TheFlash]

out comes a guinea pig (it evolved!)

in goes your life savings.

[xPopox]

out comes a dollar.

In goes your dick

-xPopox

[ZeroGrav]

out comes you mouth on the end of it (lol)

in goes my spam count

[TheFlash]

out comes Kardaron.

in goes your life.

[xPopox]

out comes yours.

In goes a dollar fifty

-xPopox

[hotheadedjonny]

out comes your brother.

in goes my dinner

[ZeroGrav]

out comes sick..

in goes my PW account with lotsa CG on it

[TheFlash]

out comes a bunny.

in goes my phone.

[xPopox]

out comes a fossil.

In goes flyff smilies

[ZeroGrav]

out comes me pressing the DELETE button

in goes my stitches

[xPopox]

Out comes a needle.

In goes a book

-xPopox

[FiendRage]

out comes ur IQ

in goes Rumplestiltskin

[Kardaron]

out comes a dog

in goes a dog

[ZeroGrav]

out comes a bitch

in goes a bitch

[lilguy]

Out comes necroed thread that I'm surprised that survived somehow.

In goes FW

[Kardaron]

in goes FW

out comes a merge of 1pw and FW

[lilguy]

Out comes "The other freakin' way around"

In goes "Let's try that again?"

[Kardaron]

in goes http://1perfectworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3271

out comes ranting and bitching