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Kardaron
10-04-2008, 03:38 AM
stolen from 4chan

OK /a/.

Here's the prompt:

You wake up one morning, nothing out of the usual. You go to school, sit through your classes and lectures, dreaming about the girl who sits three seats from you, the one you've had a crush on for years but too much of a pussy to ask her out. Depressed and lonely, you head home in the pouring rain. You boot up your computer and immediately click on the Firefox icon.4chan is your homepage, for the next few hours you browse /a/ and /h/, then fap. After cleaning up, you stare out your window and wish your life was an Anime, for obvious reasons.

You go to sleep.

The next morning you wake up, nothing unusua- Wait, was my hand always this smooth and cartoony? You shrug it off and head to the bathroom to piss, in the mirror your face looks a little odd, for starters you look like a lead character from an Anime. A bit stunned and confused, you head to the kitchen. Your family acts as if nothing had happened, so you assume you're the only one who realizes the world changed overnight.

You head to school as usual, not knowing what else to do. During your lunch period a cute girl wearing a sailor uniform comes up to you, she shoves a letter in your face and runs off in a speed so fast that it had to be an Anime. The letter says to meet her afterschool by the gym. You go hoping that you might get laid or something. She's leaning against the wall, and you ask her what she wanted. She replies that she's your fairy god mother thing, and says that you were deemed the roneriest person on Earth, therefore they gave you one wish. She came in order to specify the wish, as in genre, style, ETC.

(TL;DR: If your life was an Anime what genre would you want it?)

You respond...

(Writefags, if you wanna continue the story you can.)

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romantic comedy, hands down. or maybe code geass. :O.


yes, code geass is a genre.

Senovit
10-04-2008, 08:51 AM
Shoujo, so that as the male lead I would never have to deal with drama. \o/

Irythros
10-04-2008, 09:36 AM
If geass is a genre, ill go with that.

That, or death note style.

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 03:11 PM
Shoujo, so that as the male lead I would never have to deal with drama. \o/

what are you taking about? theres alot of drama with male lead in shoujo.

Senovit
10-04-2008, 07:14 PM
Not in crappy shoujo.

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 07:17 PM
then what would a good shoujo be? cause ALL shoujos have some kind of drama.

Senovit
10-04-2008, 08:10 PM
No I mean, crappy shoujo wouldn't have drama involving the male lead. He'd just be the cool guy that sits to the side while the main character deals with her own issues, and maybe he could help out a bit ;o

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 08:48 PM
or maybe like, the stuck up guy who the shoujo is trying to win over?

Senovit
10-04-2008, 09:39 PM
Yeah, being him would be cool too.

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 09:42 PM
nah, hes the guy i wanna punch in the face the most

Senovit
10-04-2008, 09:46 PM
But he doesn't actually get punched in the face any of the mangas. Therefore, even if the reader hates him, according to that genre, he'd be an awesome person to be.

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 09:58 PM
but romantic comedy harem ecchi would also be quite awesome. <3

Senovit
10-04-2008, 10:01 PM
I was thinking harem, but the main character always gets screwed in the most unlucky ways ever. Misunderstandings and getting slapped everywhere D:

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 10:12 PM
but you get to fondle breasts and get a face full of good stuff. :3

Irythros
10-04-2008, 10:55 PM
and get a face full of good stuff. :3

Kardaron is now the King of shotacon, yaoi and shounen-ai (i think i got that right?)

Kardaron
10-04-2008, 10:56 PM
Kardaron is now the King of shotacon, yaoi and shounen-ai (i think i got that right?)

wtf? how does that make me the king of fags?

i was talking about face full of vagina, not penises.

hotheadedjonny
10-05-2008, 02:56 AM
This is the saddest thing I've ever read.

ssREV
10-05-2008, 03:01 AM
but romantic comedy harem ecchi would also be quite awesome. <3

While it would be a good run, it could not end well

Kardaron
10-05-2008, 03:03 AM
true.

so i'll just stick with my romantic comedy for happy ending. and my harem ecchi comedy for fun.

and if i feel bored, ill go make an action adventure.