[GAME] Corrupted wishes.

[Belaslav]

Hello, I wa bored, so I decided to make this game here. Rules are simple: Someone makes a wish, someone else grants in a corrupted way and makes another wish. Rinse, repeat.

(Eg. I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but it pees on you. I wish for.... And so on.)

I'll start off, I wish for a sniper kitty.

[Kyouraku]

Granted, but it snipes you in the head....
I wish for a black panther

[Solstice]

Done..
But if it claws your chest
I wish for a black ferrari.

[Kyouraku]

Granted,
but blows up when you go past 60mph
i wish for superpowers

[Solstice]

Done,
But if you abuse your privilage and they go away
I wish for a world with no world hunger.

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but there is no water
i wish for a perfect world

[Solstice]

ooh your good.

[NavMan]

Granted, but it becomes boring.

I wish OB would come out sooner, with no glitches or bugs.

[JesterKris]

Granted, but your pc won't run it and your forced to spend eternity playing Solitaire.

I wish I wasn't working today :(

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but now ur dead broke and have nowhere to live
I wish for scooby doo

[JesterKris]

Granted, but scooby has eaten your cream cake.

I wish I was surrounded by 10 naked lovelies!

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but you have no eyes so you can't see them
i wish for a 67' mustang with custom interior twin turbo v8 engine and neon lights

[Solstice]

Granted,
but if the gas prices go up
I wish I can have a super computer.

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but you lose your power
i wish for a hdtv

[Solstice]

granted,
but if you forget to buy a network
I wish for the president to die

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but now the new president is micheal jackson (run kids)
i wish for a flamethrower

[Solstice]

granted,
but if you have no feul to burn
i wish for all the stocks in the world

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but you have no clue what to do with them
i wish for my own anime

[Solstice]

granted,
but if you do not get many views
I wish for all you can drink Sunkist

[JesterKris]

Granted, but you get so full of gas you explode.
I wish for a set of eye's to see my naked lovelies!

[Solstice]

Granted,
but if you faint from overwhelmness
I wish I can breathe under water

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but you cant breathe out of water
i wish for lazer vision

[Solstice]

Granted,
but if you get caught peeking
I wish to rule the world

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but you get overthrown the next day
i wish for a homework/testdoing robot

[Solstice]

Granted,
but if you get caught cheating,
I wish I was able to live on Mars

[Sno]

Granted,
but Aliens rape you,
I wish I was able to fly on a Nimbus cloud.

[JesterKris]

Granted, but you fly into a tree.
I wish I had a hankie for my runny nose.

[Sno]

Granted,
but it's been used and has not been washed.
I wish PW english malay version would open tomorrow.

[NavMan]

Granted but its full of bugs.

I wish I couldn't wish.

[Kyouraku]

granted,
but now you have to wish (iunno.....)
i wish my computer was a transformer.

[JesterKris]

Granted, but it's a deceptacon and kill's you.
I wish the next person didn't grant my wish.

[Solstice]

Granted,
but if he disobeys you
I wish I owned you all

[Sno]

Granted,
But a rock falls onto you and you perish before you could order us to do anything.
I wish I knew the answer of life.

[JesterKris]

Granted (it's 42 btw), but your bored with lift and commit suicide.
I wish I had a cup of tea.

[Kyouraku]

Granted,
but it burns your tounge
i wish i didnt have to do chores around the house and my sister did it all

[Kyouraku]

bump bump

[Dravite]

( I feel like joining )
Granted,
but you become so lazy your parents throw you out of the house.
i wish for a Dr.Pepper right now { Really Thirsty }

[Solstice]

granted
but if it lost its fizz
I wish I lived on a private island with everything I will ever need.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you get die of a disease
i wish to be invulnerable and never age

[Solstice]

granted
but if you face multiple death penalties
I wish for I could get to level 49 in PW

[Kyouraku]

granted (wtf its out already? i guess im late)
but you dont get lvl 50
i wish i had all the clothes i want

[Solstice]

Granted
but if you get them all dirty
I wish for a giant licorice

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But it's black licorice
I wish I could download every song I ever wanted >.<

[MatariChan]

Granted, but the feds find out and arrest you for life

I wish for a perfect sandwich,on a plate that doesn't explode.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but a fat man steals it and runs
i wish i was like the hulk

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But only for halloween and it's just a costume
I wish it was my birthday

[Solstice]

Granted
but once your 24 hours are up
I wish I had pie in front of me right now

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But its asparagus pie ;)
I wish I had a webcam

[Kyouraku]

granted
but it doesnt work
i wish for great dancing abilities (i only know how to do some things)

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But you only know how to do the macarena
I wish I could have an unlimited supply of sweets :mrgreen:

[Solstice]

Granted
But if your teeth rot and fall out
I wish someone can do my taxes (very goodly) :?

[MatariChan]

Granted
but you forget why you're doing them in the first place
I wish I could get published.

[Solstice]

Granted
but if its a naked picture and your humiliated
I wish I had a briefcase full of cash

[Droxius]

Granted,
but only if it's a briefcase full of FAKE cash.
I wish for a new pair of Oakley's {Sunglasses}

[Solstice]

Granted,
But if you break it the 1st minute
I wish I had a nickel

[Droxius]

Granted,
But a nearby bird snatches it out of your hand and flew away
I wish for a {tamed} pet polar bear.

[Solstice]

Granted
But if it dies from the heat
I wish for some gum

[Kyouraku]

granted
but it runs out of but its disease infested
i wish for a rolls royce (yum)

[Solstice]

Granted
But if I don't know what the hell that thing is
I wish I new what it was.

[Kyouraku]

granted its a car
but you dont know nothing else
i wish for a video camera

Rolls Royce:
http://www.madle.org/ms06rr101ex1.jpg

[Solstice]

Granted
but if some rqandom guy comes and slaps it out of your hands
I wish I could get a free quality lobster dinner with my gf.

Also I know what it was but isnt is Royce Roy?
Or does it just sound like that to me.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but it kills her
i wish to own my own business and become a millionair

nope lol its rolls royce look it up on google lol

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But then you go bankrupt :0
I wish I could go to school using the internet -.-

[Solstice]

Granted
But you lose internet connection
I wish I had a working rolex watch.

[MatariChan]

Granted
but soon after it's fixed it gets lost in your laundry hamper, after which you put it in the dryer, blowing up not only the watch but the dryer as well.
I wish this thread would stop being hilarious.

[Solstice]

Granted
but if you get bored of it
I wish other threads can be hilarious.

[MatariChan]

Granted
but you're laughing so hard that your diaphram gets bruised and you have to stay away for several weeks.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But then you spend a whole day sitting at your screen when aladin just passed by on his magiKAL carpet yo; ... with his genie.. so ... yeah.
I wish that there could be nailpolish that never came off :0.. so.. everlasting nailpolish? XDD

[Solstice]

Granted
But when you want to change the color and you cant
I wish SlickD can come over to these forums.

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But he only registers and never posts.
I wish I could sleep for 12 hours and not 9 hours : (

[Solstice]

Granted
But your late for school/work/life
I wish I could doublepost.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you die after you do it
i wish i could change back time....

[MatariChan]

Granted
but you mess up the timeline, and end up killing yourself in the future.
I wish I had better internet access X-x

[Solstice]

Granted
but then you get a trojan virus
I wish I had fcking photoshop...

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But its only a free trial and your 30 days are up.
I wish I could fly XD

[Solstice]

Granted
But you drift off in space
I wish I could eat a pomagranite

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted (You meant pomegranate XD)
But it's spoiled.
I wish I could become a game tester :0

[Solstice]

Granted
But your late
I wish I could spell pomegranate

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But you forget how to spell it again
I wish ... I could paint o.o

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you dont have hands
i wish i had alot of soda!

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But then no one likes you because you have gas xD
I wish I could be a philosopher.

[Solstice]

Granted
But people are jealous of you and assassinate you
I wish I could have Kobe Bryants contract of $139000000 for 7 years.

[OdioOmnus]

Granted. The condition of the contract is that you are imprisoned for life.

I wish for a donut.

[Solstice]

Granted
But you eat it and it dissappears
I wish I was back in middle school where all the fun was

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But your hated cos' you smell :0
I wish I could hire people to level FOR me XD

[MatariChan]

Granted
But then they change the password so you can't log in anymore, and continue being you.
I wish I could go back to Ferris State university.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but as soon as you get down the school blows up
i wish i wasnt suspended D:

[OdioOmnus]

Granted. You are now expelled with a major scar on your permanent record.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[LostProphets]

Granted,
But The Second You Walk Out The Door All The Neighborhood Dogs Chase After You
I Wish That i Could Move Back To Connecticut.

[ArrowLove]

Granted but now you have no friends and your computer broke on the way there
I wish i was eating popcorn right now like tbuk

[LostProphets]

For Dissing Connecticut You Get This.
Granted,
But You Eat Too Much And Inhale The Deadly Microwave Butter Popcorn Fumes! And Thus You Die A Horrible Death By Suffocation. {Done}
I Wish For Some Cold Weather. I Shall Wait For A Reply.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you freeze to death
i wish i could get rid of this cold

[ArrowLove]

Granted,
but now you have aids

[Salt4UrWounds]

D00d you forgot to make a wish XD
SO ill go on...

I wish I could use paypal >.<

[OdioOmnus]

Granted. A Puerto Rican uses it to scam you and steals all your money. Because you definitely put all your money into the Paypal account. Yep.

I wish that from now on wishes have no loopholes and must be taken as what the poster intends.

[LostProphets]

Clever Indeed Odio,
Granted,
But Your Wish Would Break The Rules And The Purpose Of The Game So Some Angry Poster Hacks Your Account.
I Wish For Me To Stop Meeting The Annoying/Stupid People Of My School. I Hate Moving....

[Kyouraku]

granted
but now u have no friends D:
i wish i made the right choices in school

[Solstice]

Granted
But you get beat up by your old friends for snitching on them
I wish I have enough money saved to by me GF an engagement ring.

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But you kept putting it in your bank for last and someone comes to your house and steals all the money you saved.
I wish people didn't have B.O @_@

[Solstice]

Granted
But now you can't make fun of anyone for smelling bad
I wish I had a real M-16

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you shoot your GF
i wish for a new car

[Solstice]

Granted
But its missing an engine
I wish I can see Rush Hour 3 1 more time

[LostProphets]

Granted,
But You Don't Have Enough Money To Buy A Soda After The Giant Popcorn You Just Bought
i Wish i Could Find Out Who Stole My Cell Phone While i Was in TX.

~Proph

[Solstice]

Granted
But it was a serial killer and he kills you
I wish youd stop putting proph after everything you say (no offence)

[silas101]

Granted.
he does but instead he puts "Flyffsoul sucks xD"
wish ob would start already

[Solstice]

Granted
But you are unable to access your account
I wish Silas would get a smaller signature

[LadyInWhite]

Granted.
But he gets one that is so totally obnoxious that it makes you want to commit suicide.
I wish more people would get on IRC.

[Solstice]

Granted
But the server crashes
I wish I was famous

[LadyInWhite]

Granted.
But you get trampled to death by fangirls and peanut butter.
I wish I could use magic.

[kodomojanai]

Granted. But your magic powers are not practical at all.

I wish I could lose more weight. :x

[Solstice]

Granted
But the cost was to get annerexia (SP?)
I wish I liked tacos.

[LadyInWhite]

Granted.
But they made you get terminally ill.
I wish PW was working.

[kodomojanai]

Granted.

But your computer doesn't work now. x__x

I wish that I had a nice figure. :x

[Solstice]

Granted
But liposuction makes you broke
I wish I could take my GF out to rodeo dr. today/

[Salt4UrWounds]

Granted
But you forgot your wallet at home.
I wish i could skip school 2moro =D

[kodomojanai]

Granted
But you end up getting sick in bed.

I wish I didn't have to do homework. :x

[MatariChan]

Granted
But then you forget what the teacher told you and end up not learning anything.
I wish I could play online games here at KVCC (stupid server blocker)

[silas101]

granted
But u get addicted and turn into a vegetable (cnt remember the other name for it)
wish i was perfect and nothing bad could happen to me and everything always goes the way i want it and everyone loves me :lol:

[Azrael]

granted
but then one night you get drunk and accidentally take back your wish
I wish PW was a dimension we could all go into. (And live like that for real)

[silas101]

(aww thought my wish was corrupt proof)
Granted.
but u get deleted from existence when the server got hacked.

[Kyouraku]

ill go on
i wish for more the the fajitas i had today

[silas101]

(oops forgot to make a wish)

granted but they are outdated

wish i had a pet dragon

[Azrael]

granted but it eats you
I wish I could fly

[silas101]

granted but you don't know how to stop
wish there would be more ppl on irc -.-

[LostProphets]

Granted
But it was a serial killer and he kills you
I wish youd stop putting proph after everything you say (no offence)

lol i Knew Someone Would Find it Annoying But Hey, i Could Keep Making Everyone Constantly Write Out LostProphets instead of Proph. Or Do You Want Me To Change it To This ~FlyffSoul Sucks!.....At The End Of Every Post......... I'm Joking, Just Joking. I Know You Didn't Mean it But i Felt Like Posting This. i Dunno Why.

~Proph {lol}

Anyway...

Granted,
But You Can No Longer Log in.
i Wish For A Few Wishes!

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you dont know what to wish for
i wish i had a nickel when i was gonna get a soda D: (couldnt get that shish stupid bish machine)

[Solstice]

Granted
But it was a serial killer and he kills you
I wish youd stop putting proph after everything you say (no offence)

lol i Knew Someone Would Find it Annoying But Hey, i Could Keep Making Everyone Constantly Write Out LostProphets instead of Proph. Or Do You Want Me To Change it To This ~FlyffSoul Sucks!.....At The End Of Every Post......... I'm Joking, Just Joking. I Know You Didn't Mean it But i Felt Like Posting This. i Dunno Why.

~Proph {lol}

Anyway...

Granted,
But You Can No Longer Log in.


i Wish For A Few Wishes!

dare you to put ~FlyffSoul sucks XD for 1 week
I won't get offended I dunno why everyone keeps going jk,jk.

Granted
But you run out of space to hold your nickels
I wish Proph put "~FlyffSoul Sucks" in his sig.

[LostProphets]

Granted,
But For Some Unexplainable Reason You Get REALLY Angry.
I Wish That FlyffSoul Won't Kill Me For My New Sig.

~Proph

[Solstice]

Ty lol that looks nice. Color coordinating ftw! You get a cookie for having guts.

Granted
But I torture you instead
I wish I would never be single.

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you have no arms? iunno
i wish i could find my remote

[Solstice]

Granted
But the rat colony in your couch destroyed it
I wish I could finish my drawing

[silas101]

granted but it gets burnt
wish life was fair

[Kyouraku]

you mean life?
granted
but you die
i wish to own taco bell and have an unlimited amount of tacos

[Solstice]

Granted
But you are sued for food poisoning
I wish I was at IN-N-OUT

[lilguy]

Granted
But it turns out it was a gay bar
I wish I conquered China :P

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you were overun
i wish i was leader of the US and invulnerable

[Solstice]

Granted
But you are thrown out by an angry mob
I wish I had a few more songs on my itunes account

[Kyouraku]

granted
but you get banned
i wish for a new camera

[kodomojanai]

Granted.
But it only has 16mb internal memory and cannot be expanded. :x


I wish for a long happy life with my bf ^^

[MatariChan]

Granted
But you end up getting into a fight about bedsheets and split up at about age 50.

I wish my dad didn't have pneumonia AND broken ribs.

[Solstice]

Granted
But now he doesn't have a liver
I wish I bought myself photoshop already.

[silas101]

granted bt it doesn't work + no refunds
wish the didn't postpone the ob start date -.-

[MatariChan]

Granted
but you get glitched and are forever stuck below the ground.
Wish I could go home.

[kodomojanai]

granted. But you have no way of getting into your house. D:


i wish i didn't have to go to my latin class. x.x

[Solstice]

Granted
But you fail the test and flunk out
I wish I could finish the horrow story I am writing.

[LadyInWhite]

Granted
But since you misspelled horror noone will read it.
I wish FS would come back on IRC.

[Solstice]

Granted
But I already am =P
I wish I had a shiny penny

[Kaiko]

Granted, but scooby has eaten your cream cake.

I wish I was surrounded by 10 naked lovelies!

Couldn't resist this,

"Granted, but you're gay"

[Zunday]

Granted
But I already am =P
I wish I had a shiny penny

Granted, but its broken...
I wish for a new electric guitar

[MatariChan]

Granted
But it only makes irritating screech-like noises
I wish everyone would check out my new siggy.

[Zunday]

But it only makes irritating screech-like noises
thats what a electric guitar does ^^
as for your wish:
Granted, but everyone is blind!

i wish for lots of money

[MatariChan]

But it only makes irritating screech-like noises
thats what a electric guitar does ^^


Not quite what I meant, but I suppose that's your take on it.By irritating screech-like noises, I meant more nail-on-a-chalkboard type. Not the sounds that are supposed to come out from an electric guitar.

Onward with the ruining of hopes and dreams.
Granted
But you get mobbed by a crime syndicate that was tracking the cash.
I wish I could get my drawings out faster and still retain their good look.

[silas101]

but no one appreciates them
wish my aching would go away and i'll stop feeling awful

[Irythros]

Granted, but you die.
I wish I had a faster internet connection :(

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you have no computer
I wish i was a high level

[Irythros]

Granted, but your account is banned.
I wish I had a computer for my previous wish :(

[Kardaron]

i kinda saw that one coming >_>

wish is granted, but its broken and unfixable.
I wish i was unbanned D:

[Irythros]

Granted, but your now a level 1 WB
I wish someone would rate my sig+ava combo in the other thread (hint hint)

[Kardaron]

Granted, but the thread is locked
I wish i had friends :(

[Irythros]

Granted, but all of them are Brian Peppers.
I wish shipping would be quicker ><

[Nafon]

Granted, but shaggy comes along and crashes at your house for a year.

I wish for a wish

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you wasted the wish
I wish i was pretty and smart :)

[Prio]

granted, but everyone else kills you out of jealousy
I wish I could sleep all day

[Irythros]

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish PW would get some fucking updates without any bullshit from cubinet.

[Nafon]

Granted, but they tell you the truth that they're money grabbing bastards.

I wish for World Peace.

[Irythros]

Granted, but peace can only come with killing all those who oppose you (AKA, granted, but everyone dies)
I wish leode would give us insider info xD

[Kardaron]

Granted, but it reveals that the game will be corrupted by the Cash Shop
i wish all games were f2p.

[Kardaron]

I wish someone would revive this thread. =\

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but it's going to be locked! (jk)

I wish i wasn't so bored.

[Nafon]

Granted but you never sleep again

I wish I could go to the moon.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted but you can't bring porn with you.

I wish I had an ipod touch.

[Kardaron]

granted, but its broken

i wish HHJ wasn't a mod

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but now I'm an admin and you're banned.

I wish you would change the second quote in your sig to correctly reference the person who said it first.

[Kardaron]

granted, and it actually is Voyd.
i wish the PS i play in would have more people :[

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but now they all pk you.

I wish you would do it in chronological order then.

*and you didn't actually grant my wish*

[Kardaron]

Granted, but your still not 1st

i wish you guys would stop calling me a pervert.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but I'm going to put it in my sig.

I wish kardaron would ACTUALLY change his sig.

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you have to suck my balls
I wish HHJ would suck my balls

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but I killed you before that so that you would not have the pleasure.

I wish that I would win the raffle.

[Nafon]

Granted then Cubinet shuts down PW.

I wish for better management of PW

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, then galanet buys pw from cubizone. (that wouldn't be that bad actually...)\

I wish tomorrow would come faster.

[Kardaron]

granted, but your whole family expect you, die tommorow in a car crash.

i wish Galanet DOESN'T buy PW, cause GalaNet is EPIC fail.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but your whole family expect you, die tommorow in a car crash.

i wish Galanet DOESN'T buy PW, cause GalaNet is EPIC fail.
Granted, but then blizarrd buys it and shuts PW-MY down since it is a better game than wow.

I wish wow players weren't so stuck up and arrogant.

[MatariChan]

Granted, but then you become just like them.

I wish I didn't have insomnia as much as I do.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but then you can no longer stay awake.

I wish I was as cool as myself.

[agony]

Granted but you will be an ice-cube.

I wished I have no deadlines and exam tml.

[Voyd]

[Granted]...better appreciate this :granted" time and hit the books :P

[Wish]I wish I would finish college and my 4yr college for engineer....damn this is going to take long :confused:

[Kardaron]

[Granted]...better appreciate this :granted" time and hit the books :P

[Wish]I wish I would finish college and my 4yr college for engineer....damn this is going to take long :confused:

Granted, but you can never find a job as an engineer and you have to work at McDonald's. SUPER PWN.

I wish i can get 10+ hours of sleep a day

[hotheadedjonny]

granted but you never wake up and have to sleep till you die.

I wish I could finish all my homework so I can go out with my friends.

[erinesurance]

granted but your friends ditch you while you're using the restroom :)
i wish i could stay seventeen

[hotheadedjonny]

granted but you get none of the benefits of being 17

I wish I could think of a better wish.

[agony]

Granted. But none of them came true.

I wish HHJ can stop wishing werid wishes.

[hotheadedjonny]

Granted, but then this game gets boring.

I wish for world anarchy.

[Kardaron]

granted, but 100 sex affenders rape you in the ass at the same time, 3 times a day.

i wish HHJ would give me his account.

i wish this thread would stop dying.

[hotheadedjonny]

I wish you wouldn't double post.

I wish you would make better wishes.

[Kardaron]

Granted, but i triple post instead of double post.

I wish i had as many posts as HHJ.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but then you get banned for hacking.

I wish @#$&#$&#$%&.

[agony]

granted. but you get #%#%#%#% instead.

i wish there's no more spam.

[Kardaron]

granted, but you give back all your penya you earned from spam central.

i wish Tor wasn't dead.

[hotheadedjonny]

Granted, but now you are.

I hope you make like Jesus.

[Kardaron]

Granted, but i cant understand what the fuck you just said.

I wish your sentences would make more sense.

[Kardaron]

theres no use in trying to revive this thread anymore x______x

ITS DEAD D:

[ZeroGrav]

Im gna make a wish in a dead thread YAYS XD

I wish that i could wish without them having any stupid catches

[Kardaron]

too bad, you fail.


i wish you wouldn't necropost.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But I start spamming more than you and beat your record

I wish for a new mobile

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but it's pink with purple flowers on it.

I wish I could reach 60 so I can use my new weap.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But your new weapon turns out to be cursed and delevels you everytime you use it

I wish for some food (im hungry right now)

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but someone came in it.

I wish someone loled.

[ZeroGrav]

Ummm, whats loled?

[hotheadedjonny]

Granted, but you shall never find out.

I wish someone loled.

[Kardaron]

granted, but they were loling at your failure.

i wish Nafon and Agony were B&ED

[ZeroGrav]

B&ED? whats that?

[Kardaron]

Banned.

[ZeroGrav]

ok then...

Granted,
but they hack ur account and change ur pass

I wish for a new computer, coz this one is crap

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but your new computer is worse than your current one.

I wish e=/=mc^2 (If you don't understand it, please look up e=mc2 or e=mc^2, but don't ask in this thread)

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But thats defies physics, thus the entire fabric of the time-space continuum unravels and everything as we know it is destroyed.

I wish i was taller (being 5' 7" sucks)

[Kardaron]

Granted, but your dick becomes smaller.

i wish these forums would have more active posters

[ZeroGrav]

...Why did it have to be that answer???

Granted

But u get banned (w00t)

I wish Kardaron wasnt so evil

[Kardaron]

Granted, but then everyone starts bullying you instead of me.

i wish everyone didn't bully me.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but then e=/=mc^2 and as a result the world blows up.

I wish F=/=ma

[Kardaron]

Granted, but then e=mc^2 and all your hard work is for nothing again.

I wish HHJ would stop using formulas.

[hotheadedjonny]

granted, but now i shall use another nerdy subject.

I wish Juliet had waited for Romeo.

[Kardaron]

Granted, but then Tybalt kills Romeo. Thanks for using Romeo and Juliet, im studying it right now :)

I wish i had unlimited cubigold without being banned.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
but you get hacked and robbed or ur account

I wish WD =/= F x D (yes i do physics too ^^)

[Kardaron]

Granted but then (_)(_)=D

i wish my (_)(_)===============================D

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
but i cut it off so its this short : < >

i wish kardaron wouldnt spam

[ZeroGrav]

*bump*

[Kardaron]

granted, but then i never post again and you have less to talk about.

i wish for world peace.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But aliens kill us all

I wish SEGA owned Nintendo and Sony and Microsoft

[Kardaron]

Granted, but then i own Sega and turn it into a girly toy company and the whole world loses all video games and PCs.

I wish ZeroGrav wasn't such a tard.

[ZeroGrav]

ERROR: Ungrantable
REASON: I'm not a tard

I wish Kardaron wouldn't bully me so.

[Kardaron]

ERROR: ungranted
REASON: im not bullying you, this is me showing my deep compassion for you.

I wish you would love me back.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But, HHJ get jealous.

I wish for this thread to liven up

[Kardaron]

Granted, but HHJ locks it out of jealously

I wish HHJ would start over from level 1

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But HHJ hacks PW

I wish i could rech 10 posts/day

[Kardaron]

ERROR: ungrantable
Reason: your too noob

i wish Zero doesn't get higher than 2 posts per day.

[TheFlash]

Granted, but Kardaron receives -15 posts per day, lowering his gold count automatically to 0.

I wish I had more gold than everyone.

[Kardaron]

Granted but you still dont win the raffle.

i wish i won the raffle without getting B&ED

[ZeroGrav]

Granted
But the prize was to be my slave for a month :p

I wish I wouldn't die so much in PW

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you dont gain exp from any kills or quests.

i wish i was a GM

[TheFlash]

Granted, but you fail so badly that there is a massive revolt in-game and everyone proceeds to kill you everytime you log on.

I wish I could play PW more often.

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you play so much that people start an intervention.

i wish i had unlimited cubi-gold.

[ZeroGrav]

granted
but u cant use it at all

I wish my computer was faster

[TheFlash]

Granted, but it then explodes.

I wish I had a nicer phone.

[hotheadedjonny]

Granted but you can't make calls from it.

I wish someone would rofl.

[Kardaron]

granted, but its at your Epic Failure.

i wish Rohan Online to be a great game that i can play.

[ZeroGrav]

Granted,
But you're way too noob to play it.

I wish I was GM of Espada, Immortal and Legacy and blah i eat chocolate.

[Senovit]

Granted, but angry malaysians find their way over to your house and shoot you in the face.

I wish this wish was uncorruptible. :O

[Kardaron]

Granted, but you get anal'd by Zero.

i wish i had a PRETTY girlfriend :[

[Senovit]

Wish granted, but she's got a penis.

I wish this thread would end :(